Limericks

1.
In a state of fantastical haste,
Thom let his food go to waste.
Forgetting to eat
Is a remarkable feat,
But leaves an unremarkable taste.

2.
Michael indeed was an unruly child -
Chose a life that was free and wild;
Then adventuring one morn,
A wise man did warn
That his antics were getting him riled.

3.
There once lived a woman from Orkney
That didn't know how to do limericks.

4.
There once was a man who resembled a duck,
And found it was ever so hard to [have sexual intercourse].
You see a duck has no [penis]
(This may come as a shock)
So to this poor man, I wish him luck!

5.
There lives a man who talks more than needed,
To his friends is this sadly condeded.
A concept he can't accept
And is rather unadept,
Is that the end is the end, never exceeded,
But he just never learns.